Review · Chad Heritage · Jul 30, 2025
MATERIALISTS
The film
A young, ambitious New York City matchmaker finds herself torn between the perfect match and her imperfect ex.
Mostly hated this, and with this and Past Lives I’m 0 for 2 with Celine Song movies. Two thoughts though. Chris Evans is great at playing a loser with nothing going on. Small spoiler, who cares, if you get the surgery to break your legs to make yourself taller, you’re a loser.
